- title card: Dogville Foreign Legion / moving pictures to-night / mess hall - 8 p.m. / A. Cur Capt.
- film screen: DOGVILLE NEWS / WEEKLY / HEARS ALL - SEES ALL / SMELLS ALL / PRODUCED BY / CANINE PICTURES CORP.
- [first lines]
- Various: [after watching Galli Cur perform an aria on the film] That dame sounds like she swallowed a factory whistle. I hate women.
- Various: Same here. They give ya a pain in the tail.
- Various: I've seen all the dames I can stand. Come on; let's go.
- [the dogs leave the theatre, walking out on their hind legs]
- female dog(s): [after a long rant about how they hate women and want nothing to do with them, a gypsy-looking female dog passes by in a sultry manner and calls to them.] Hello, boys. Yoo-hoo!
- Male dogs: [Instantly abandoning their hatred of women, they all chase after her.] Hey, sugar, wait for papa!
- Various: Let me at her! Let me at her!