- Otto Rocket: You mean Sam's not sick because he's always sick and we're sick because we're never sick. That's sick!
- [Otto picks up the phone, interrupting Twister and Reggie's conversation]
- Twister: Reggie? You're starting to sound like Otto.
- Otto Rocket: This IS Otto.
- Reggie Rocket: Why do you keep changing channels every three seconds?
- Otto Rocket: There's nothing on!
- Reggie Rocket: There's 99 channels, pick one!
- [the gang is lost in the woods They spot a pile of bones]
- Squid: It's a lost Wood Ranger!
- Reggie Rocket: These are chicken bones.
- Twister: What was a chicken doing in a Wood Ranger uniform?
- [about Otto]
- Tito Makani, Jr.: There's no talking to that kid.
- Ray 'Raymundo' Rocket: Welcome to my world.
- Twister: Please tell me this is a bad dream.
- Lars Rodriguez: Mom says I have to tag along 'cause you're too lame to go to another country by yourself.
- [He tosses the suitcase to Twister, who discovers that its empty]
- Twister: For your information, Hawaii is a state.
- Lars Rodriguez: Yeah right. And Chicago's a city.
- [Twister is following Lars - they're under the pier]
- Twister: I don't see anything cool back here, and it smells like a cat box.
- Otto Rocket: Don't tell anybody we're in the back bowl. I don't wanna get busted. Deal?
- Reggie Rocket: I don't know...
- Otto Rocket: I'll tell Raymundo who broke his favorite cactus doing kick flips in the living room.
- Reggie Rocket: Deal!
- Otto Rocket: Who was working your head? This is like the time you thought you saw the half dog/half boy.
- Twister: He chased cars, didn't he?
- Tito Makani, Jr.: He who rubs his enemy's face in the sand gets buried in the sand, too.
- Twister: You think I should bury Lars in the sand?
- Otto Rocket: There's only one thing missing on the Wall of Fame, Rocket Boy.
- Reggie Rocket: Do you think there's enough wall for ALL your greatness?
- Otto Rocket: Just sneak out your bedroom window.
- Squid: Do you know how big a drop that is?
- Otto Rocket: Yeah. Two feet
- Lars Rodriguez: Why were you screaming so much last night?
- Twister: I had a dream about your face.
- Lars Rodriguez: Do you wanna dream about my FIST?
- Mrs. Rodriguez: Boys, what did I say about threatening each other at breakfast?
- Otto Rocket: We'll have the back half of Mount Baldy to ourselves. And since it's off limits, no one will even know we're back there.
- Reggie Rocket: There might possibly be a REASON for the yellow barricade.
- Twister: Why do you always have to ruin our fun?
- Reggie Rocket: I'm not ruining your fun, I am saving your lives!
- Otto Rocket: [on the phone trying to get his surfboards from his dad while he and Sam are playing hookie] I promised to bring two surfboards in for Show-N'-Tell. So... if you could just leave them behind the shop... that way, Sam's mom can swing by and pick them up when she brings his asthma medicine to school? Thanks, Raymundo!
- [hangs up]
- Otto Rocket: Relax, Squid. Raymundo totally bought it!
- Ray 'Raymundo' Rocket: [back at the Shack, also hanging up] Oh, man, I didn't buy that for a second.