- Eddie Tesoro: You're having a nervous breakdown.
- Jimmy Zoole: Aren't you lucky to have a ringside seat?
- Jimmy Zoole: What did you do with the pages in the metal box?... My book?
- Eddie Tesoro: That was a book? I thought it was toilet paper. If you let me up, I'll show you how I walked for a week. Your book gave me a rash.
- Eddie Tesoro: [one of his first lines after waking up tied to Jimmy's sink] I think I have a brain injury. You know, I could sue you for that.