- Miles: When you're living in color, sports and entertainment are the only sure bets for making the big time.
- Mrs. Clark: I'll tell that to General Colin Powell.
- Mrs. Peck: [seeing Maria and Kyle sneaking around to the back of the museum] Great. Now I'll have to give 'em the group rate.
- Randy: [nearly being hit on his skateboard with Miles by Mr. Willis' bus-driving] Oh, man, even time travel is safer than this.
- Maria: Come on, spill.
- Miles: What's to spill, Maria? I love baseball. Mrs. Peck said I can come in here and check out this old mitt again. It's a classic.
- Maria: Yeah, right, and I invented Swiss cheese.
- Kyle: Oh, cool, Maria. Can you pick me up a few pounds for free at...
- Maria: Stop. Talk to the hand, Kyle.
- Kyle: Following you dorks was a major mistake. I guess that's what happens when you read science-fiction comics on the toilet all the time.