Dan Castellaneta credited as playing...
- Max: I want to hit something else. Something big, expensive.
- Milt: There's a bank across the street, Max.
- Lucas: My name is Lucas.
- Milt: Not Arnie?
- Lucas: No, Lucas.
- Milt: Too Late. I already learned Arnie.
- [Re: Max's health]
- Val: God forgive me for saying this word: Nervous breakdown!
- Milt: That's two words. God will never forgive you!
- [With a thick Russian accent]
- Val: Go feck yourself.
- Milt: There's no such word as feck. A person cannot go feck themselves. You cannot be an American citizen until you learn to say "Go fuck yourself."
- Val: Kiss my Naturalization papers.
- Val: My dog dreams funnier than you.
- Milt: My dog can say, "Fucking pumpernickel."
- Brian: In thirty years, these guys'll be writing game shows and I'll be the Preisdent of M-G-M, screwing Lana Turner.
- Milt: When she's sixty-two? Why?
- Val: You think it's funny that Max called me at 12 AM midnight?
- Milt: Only when you say it.
