Dog Eat Dog (2001)

Alan Davies: Phil

Quotes 

• Jesus : Now I maybe a dealer of drugs! But there's five things I won't stand for! And number three is pornography! It's filth film! Now I'm gonna burn this and other offensive material you have...

  Phil : What's number one?

  Jesus : What?

  Phil : What's the first thing you hate the most?

  Jesus : Wasps?

  Phil : 'Cos there's one right behind you.