- Jesus: Now I maybe a dealer of drugs! But there's five things I won't stand for! And number three is pornography! It's filth film! Now I'm gonna burn this and other offensive material you have...
- Phil: What's number one?
- Jesus: What?
- Phil: What's the first thing you hate the most?
- Jesus: Wasps?
- Phil: 'Cos there's one right behind you.
- Girl: [In a phone box] Help Police
- [sees a number of police cars racing past]
- Girl: That was quick!
- Plain clothes officer: Months of police work and you go and kill him
- one of the lads: Sorry
- Plain clothes officer: You'll probably get a medal or something
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