Jenica Bergere credited as playing...
Hotel Clerk
- [a hotel clerk hands Nick Schaffer his bill]
- Nick Schaffer: Excuse me, uh, what's this $110?
- Hotel Clerk: Uh, those are your in-room movies.
- Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch any movies.
- Hotel Clerk: Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.
- Nick Schaffer: Afro Whores?
- Hotel Clerk: You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.
- Nick Schaffer: No, no-no-no-no, wait...
- Hotel Clerk: Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4 o'clock. Afro Whores, 5:30. It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then switched back over to Afro Whores.
- Nick Schaffer: I-I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. But you--you have to take that off my record.
- Hotel Clerk: This is not a record, sir.
- Nick Schaffer: I... You have to delete it.
- Hotel Clerk: Okay, fine. How many times *did* you watch it?
- Nick Schaffer: None! I didn't watch it!
- Hotel Clerk: Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters..."
- Nick Schaffer: [screaming] No! I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it!
- [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows]
- Nick Schaffer: I didn't.