Will Burke credited as playing...
Howard Duckell
- Howard Duckell: [Looking out the window at Stacy and Bambi, who are sunbathing] Hi ladies. You know, you girls would get a much better tan without those nasty little tops on.
- Bambi: [to Stacy] You know, I hate tan lines.
- Stacy: Me too.
- Howard Duckell: [the girls start pulling their bikini tops off] Yes... yes...
- [the girls finally cast the bikini tops away, revealing their boobs]
- Howard Duckell: YES! Wooo! Boobies boobies boobies! Boobies boobies boobies! I'm seein' boobies, they're in my own back yard! Boobies boobies boobies!
- Howard Duckell: [Stacy and Bambi emerge from the water, and look at him seductively] That was... great.
- Stacy: But what about us?
- Bambi: We're not finished yet.
- Howard Duckell: Just gimme a couple of minutes... to... you know, uh...
- [He gets an idea]
- Howard Duckell: Actually, tell me how this feels.
- [He looks at Stacy, and begins to work his powers on her]
- Stacy: How what feels?
- [She begins to feel Howard's powers taking effect, and backs against the side of the hot tub in sexual pleasure]
- Stacy: Oh! Oh my God, that's incredible!
- [She moans, and grabs onto the side of the hot tub]
- Stacy: Oh! Oh my God!
- [Her moaning intensifies]
- Stacy: Oh my God!
- Bambi: [Stacy is still moaning from the pleasure that Howard was giving her with his mind] But I, I don't, I don't get it.
- [Howard works his powers on her, giving her the same psychic pleasure as he's giving Stacy, causing her to moan]
- Bambi: Oh I, oh I get it. Oh I get it!
- [She moves to join Stacy at the side of the hot tub]
- Howard Duckell: [Mentally] You two will have the most intense orgasm you've ever felt, when you hear the word "now".
- [He looks on lustfully as their moans intensify]
- Stacy, Bambi: [In unison] I'm... I'm... Oh I'm... I'm...
- Howard Duckell: You sure are! Nnnnnnnnnn-
- [Howard is snapped out of his daydream, and realises he's still stood in the garden with Stacy, Bambi, and his sister Paula]
- Paula Duckell: You're still here?
- Howard Duckell: What? Oh! I'm going, I'm going! I was just... imagining something.
- Paula Duckell: Well you can go, now.
- [Stacy and Bambi have powerful orgasms, and moan and writhe in ecstasy on the sun loungers]
- Paula Duckell: What the hell was that?
- Stacy: I don't know, but it was good.
- Bambi: Very good.
- Paula Duckell: [to Howard] Get outta here! Now!
- [Stacy and Bambi start orgasming again]
- Paula Duckell: Stop stop stop, both of you stop it, that's disgusting! Quit it! Quit it now!
- [the girls orgasm again, and Howard leaves]
- Stacy: [Mid-orgasm] Oh my God!
- Howard Duckell: [Using his powers on a group of cheerleaders] You cannot see or hear Chuck Simpson. Chuck Simpson is completely invisible to you.
- Howard Duckell: [Howard walks outside to the topless Stacy and Bambi. They gasp, and cover their boobs with their arms] Don't mind me.
- [the girls relax and uncover their boobs]