Tyler Posey credited as playing...
Ty Ventura
- Jerry Siegel: What press are you affiliated with?
- Ty Ventura: I'm 10.
- Jerry Siegel: What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican?
- Ty Ventura: What's the difference these days?
- Christopher Marshall: I love this kid.
- Jerry Siegel: Well, what's not to love.
- Marisa Ventura: [on Chris] I let him think I'm staying in the suite, not cleaning it. I'm the maid, Ty.
- Ty Ventura: Ma, I hate to break it to you, but I don't think he's after your money.
- Marisa Ventura: [deeply surprised] I can't believe you just said that!
- [meeting Marisa's son, Ty]
- Christopher Marshall: I'm Chris.
- Jerry Siegel: I'm bald and no one in particular.
- Ty Ventura: I know who you are.
- Christopher Marshall: Yeah? What do you know?
- Ty Ventura: I know that you're the state assemblyman. I know that you're thinking of running for Senator. I know your voting record and your consistent stand on environmental causes.
- Marisa Ventura: Hey, look at me.
- Ty Ventura: What?
- Marisa Ventura: You got something on your face there.
- Ty Ventura: Where?
- Marisa Ventura: Ooh, right there!
- [Marisa starts kissing his cheeks]
- Ty Ventura: Ma! Mom! Mom, no! Stop!
- Marisa Ventura: There it is. I got it.
- Ty Ventura: Why did they break up?
- Marisa Ventura: Who?
- Ty Ventura: Simon and Garfunkel.
- Marisa Ventura: You got me. You can Google it at school.
- [first lines]
- Marisa Ventura: Come on. Get your coat. We gotta go. You have everything?
- Ty Ventura: Yeah.
- Marisa Ventura: Hurry up, sweetie. We're late, Ty. Today papí. You're killing me, Ty. Right now, you're killing mommy.
- Christopher Marshall: He's friendly. His name's Rufas. So what are you listening to?
- Ty Ventura: "The Best of Bread".
- Christopher Marshall: "The Best of Bread"? Interesting. What's your name?
- Ty Ventura: Ty.
- Christopher Marshall: Nice to meet you, Ty.
- Stephanie Kehoe: Hi, honey.
- [to Marisa]
- Stephanie Kehoe: It's Ty! What are you doing up here?
- Ty Ventura: Where's Mom?
- Stephanie Kehoe: [seeing Chris walking in] It's for you, ma'am.
- Marisa Ventura: What are you talking about? Ty, don't you...?
- Ty Ventura: Hey, Ma, this is Chris. He's got a giant, grey dog named Rufas. And if you say okay, I'm gonna walk with him, okay?
- Christopher Marshall: Hello.
- Marisa Ventura: Hi.
- Ty Ventura: Let's not forget. I'm a kid and I need fresh air. Please, can I go, Mom? Please? Please?
- Christopher Marshall: I'm Chris Marshall.
- Stephanie Kehoe: Caroline... you want your coat?
- Marisa Ventura: What?
- Stephanie Kehoe: The weather can be so tricky here. Weren't you just saying, what a beautiful day it was?
- Christopher Marshall: Oh, you're going out?
- Stephanie Kehoe: Weren't you saying how you wanted to stretch your legs?
- Christopher Marshall: Well, if your husband wouldn't mind...
- Ty Ventura: She doesn't have a husband.
- Marisa Ventura: I don't have a husband.
- Christopher Marshall: Well, I insist, then. Come with us, if you're free.
- Ty Ventura: Yeah. Come on, Mom.
- Ty Ventura: I know everyone makes mistakes. And as a character, to give the person a second chance, right?
- Christopher Marshall: Right, I'm with you.
- Ty Ventura: Even if someone lied, they should be forgiven. Otherwise, we'd never have any congressmen or presidents. What if you're not a politician trying to do good for everybody? What if you're just a regular person, like a maid or something? And she made a mistake. Do you think she could get a second chance? I mean, nobody's perfect, right?
- Christopher Marshall: No, nobody's perfect. Ladies and gentlemen of the press, take a look at a future candidate.