Heist (2001)

Gene Hackman: Joe Moore

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Quotes 

• Bergman : Don't you want to hear my last words?

  Joe Moore : I just did.

• Joe Moore : Anybody can get the goods. The hard part's getting away.

  Bergman : Uh-huh.

  Joe Moore : You plan a good enough getaway, you could steal Ebbets Field.

  Bergman : Ebbets Field's gone.

  Joe Moore : What did I tell you?

• D.A. Freccia : You're a pretty smart fella.

  Joe Moore : Ah, not that smart.

  D.A. Freccia : [If]  you're not that smart, how'd you figure it out?

  Joe Moore : I tried to imagine a fella smarter than myself. Then I tried to think, "what would he do?"

• Jimmy : No one can hear me.

  Joe Moore : No one can hear what you don't say.

  Jimmy : Hey, I'm as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton.

  Joe Moore : I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton.

• Joe Moore : Why doesn't he shoot me?

  Fran Moore : That's the deal.

  Joe Moore : He ain't gonna shoot me?

  Fran Moore : No.

  Joe Moore : Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere.

• Bergman : What's that lady see in you, anyway?

  Joe Moore : I'm resilient.

  Bergman : So's Gumby.

  Joe Moore : I got a better profile.

• Joe Moore : She could talk her way out of a sunburn.

• Coffee Cart Man : Hey buddy. You forgot your change.

  Joe Moore : [Takes the change]  Makes the world go round.

  Bobby Blane : What's that?

  Joe Moore : Gold.

  Bobby Blane : Some people say love.

  Joe Moore : Well, they're right, too. It is love. Love of gold.

• Bergman : What, do you want to tell me what made you a criminal?

  Joe Moore : What made *you* a criminal?

  Bergman : Nothing made me a criminal. I *am* a criminal.

• Bergman : OK, you want to wrap it up? Or you want to just stand around here, try to guess my real name?

  Joe Moore : What is your real name?

  Bergman : Rumpelstiltskin.

  Joe Moore : What was it before you changed it?

• Joe Moore : Nobody lives forever.

  Fran Moore : Frank Sinatra gave it a shot.

• Fran Moore : Stay in the shadows.

  Joe Moore : Hey, everybody's gonna be looking in the shadows.

  Fran Moore : So where's the place to be?

  Joe Moore : The place to be is in the sun.

• Fran Moore : Cute plan, though.

  Joe Moore : Cute as a Chinese baby.

• Bergman : Where's the gold?

  Joe Moore : In the heart of the pure.

• Pinky : It's a shame you know what, we didn't actually get to do the thing, the swiss job. It's a beautiful plan.

  Joe Moore : Cute, huh?

  Pinky : Cute as a pail full of kittens.

• Joe Moore : You want to play the dozens? Huh? Here we go. There was an error at the hospital, you died at birth, your turn.

• Joe Moore : What do you want me to do? Just pull up a chair while you rape me?

• Bobby Blane : Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits.

  Joe Moore : [laughs]  That's a bad beat, no question.

  Bobby Blane : Oh, and he landed back inside and never had to want for cigarettes.

• Joe Moore : young, dumb and full of cum

• Joe Moore : Situation's pristine.

  Pinky : Fine, finest. Pristine.

• Bergman : You should have popped the girl.

  Joe Moore : Well, you should have been there.

• Joe Moore : Why should we believe her? Why the fuck did he send her here?

  Jimmy : I think she came to me on her own.

• Joe Moore : You screw me on Wednesday, you screw me on Friday. I gotta go, I got my picture on a cereal box.

• Joe Moore : Where's my wife?

  Bergman : Let me tell you something about your girl Joe, she's a whore.

• D.A. Freccia : Looks like gold.

  Joe Moore : That's cause I gilded it.

• Joe Moore : You really are the brass ring.

• Bobby Blane : When that cop comes to...

  Joe Moore : That's gonna be what it's gonna be.

• Jimmy : You going somewhere?

  Joe Moore : What are you, the social service lady?

  Jimmy : You thinking of going somewhere?

  Joe Moore : You come to take the baby back?