- Annie: Last night was supposed to be my big night to help you out, and you completely blew me off. You didn't listen to a word of my advice. I don't know why you came to me in the first place.
- Nora: Neither do I.
- Bess: Okay, now I think we see what happens when you don't come to me for advice.
- Nora: Okay. You know what, Bess? There are some things I share with Annie, and some things I share with you. You get money, career, and what a flake Annie is; she gets sex, and what a bitch you are. It all evens out.
- Elliot: Gordon, you could NOT be more wrong.
- Steven Keats: Look, I gotta go with Elliott on this. In a fair fight, Moses would definitely kick Darth Vader's ass.
- Elliot: Totally.
- Gordon: Now, does Moses get a lightsaber here?
- Elliot: Gordon, think--he's got plagues!