The 72nd Annual Academy Awards (2000 TV Special)

Billy Crystal: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Billy Crystal : Who's in charge of security? Probably the same guys who protected Sonny Corleone at the tollbooth.

• Billy Crystal : Welcome to Oscar 2000, or as ABC calls it, Regis's night off.

• Billy Crystal : [reading Michael Clarke Duncan's mind]  I see white people.