Edward Barbanell credited as playing...
- [repeated line]
- Billy: Oh my-lanta!
- Billy: You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!
- Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
- Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
- Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.
- Billy: SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!
- Billy: Oh, Mylanta! You *are* my woman!