Kate Miller credited as playing...
Debbie DuPree
- Sparks: Um, ok, but remember, you'll have the strength of five gorillas.
- Debbie DuPree: Why settle for a cat Hesh? You could be a robot... tiger.
- Marco: No, no, no! Absolamente no! If I have to be five foot nothing Hesh can't be a tiger!
- Captain Murphy: Your not the boss of tiger bot Hesh!
- Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there's a war. Robots versus humans. What side am I on?
- Debbie DuPree: Humans! You have a human brain.
- Sparks: But... the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote!
- Marco: We'd better not have to live on a reservation. That would really chap my caboose.
- Captain Murphy: Yeah, but... nobody knows you're a robot. You look the same.
- Debbie DuPree: Uh, uh. Dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you.
- Derek 'Stormy' Waters: They're gonna' hunt me? For sport?
- Marco: That's why we have to CRUSH mankind! So you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy.
- Sparks: And there goes Pod Six.
- Debbie DuPree: God, it so depressing.
- Captain Murphy: What? Pod Six was jerks!
- [Quinn and Bizarro Debbie are having sex]
- Bizarro Quinn: [to Debbie] You wanna make him jealous? Get delicious bizarro revenge, okay? Mmmmm. Delicious.
- Debbie DuPree: Get off of me, you disgusting little monster!
- Bizarro Quinn: You likey, likey, likey, likey, likey, likey!
- Debbie DuPree: Oh, no, no, no, no!
- Bizarro Quinn: Bizarro! You can do it! You can do it in there! Just put it... put it in my pants!
- Debbie DuPree: Oh, no!
- Captain Murphy: That's it, resist his charms.
- [the crew discusses what it will be like when they all become robots]
- Marco: I can chew nails and shoot them out as bullets right?
- Sparks: Nails, chains, you won't have titanium teeth for nothing.
- Captain Murphy: Nails are like candy to robots, and we'll eat tires instead of licorice.
- Debbie DuPree: [laughs] No we won't.
- Captain Murphy: Maybe YOU won't!
- Debbie DuPree: Are you the dying, kid?
- Griff: I, uh... I, um...
- Debbie DuPree: You stutter, too? Could you have worse luck? Oh well, at least you won't have to deal with it in high school.
- Debbie DuPree: So... it must be fascinating to be a big Hollywood movie star.
- Beck Bristow: You know what's fascinating? Hot, nasty sex with Hollywood actor Beck Bristow.
- Debbie DuPree: [seductively] Are you... propositioning me?
- Beck Bristow: No. Merely stating a fact.
- Captain Murphy: [about to have sex] Do you want the moustache on or off?
- Debbie DuPree: Off.
- Captain Murphy: Too bad.
- [the Sealab crew are trapped in the utility closet and Murphy has badly beaten the technician "Beard Guy" and he's just woken up]
- Beard Guy: Ugh... my face...
- Marco: Oh, you're awake! Excellent.
- Beard Guy: [badly disoriented] When old guy hit me...
- Marco: Fix away!
- Beard Guy: ...I think I got my think a concussion.
- Marco: Waitin' on you!
- Beard Guy: ...now... cause remember I can't fix stuff?
- Debbie DuPree: Oh, great! Now what do we do?
- Beard Guy: I gotta lay down back... 'cause our concussion had me sleepy.
- [Beard Guy drops to his knees and collapses onto the floor]
- Marco: ...can't fix it laying down, baby.
- Beck Bristow: [talking about working on the set of 'OZ'] Funny story about that... see... one time I was filming this scene where this guy was raping me...
- Debbie DuPree: Ummm... how exactly is this story funny?
- Beck Bristow: Oh, I forgot to say he was wearing a clown suit at the time.