Ass, Gas & the Mystical Glop

"Ass, Gas & the Mystical Glop" is a 1997 adult film that lives up to its name, taking viewers on a journey through the backdoor and beyond. Directed by Rob Black, this movie delivers exactly what fans of the genre crave: intense, uninhibited sexual encounters that push the boundaries of taste and decency.

The movie wastes no time in diving into the action, with a series of hardcore scenes that set the tone for the entire film. We're introduced to a bevy of well-known adult stars, including Alyssa Allure, Anasis, Stephanie DuValle, Denise Peters, Erika Lockett, and Tia Gunn, each bringing their own brand of heat to the screen.

One of the most memorable scenes involves the gorgeous Alyssa Allure. She finds herself in the middle of a sweaty, passionate fivesome, taking on a double penetration with an enthusiasm that can only be described as awe-inspiring. Her moans of pleasure fill the room as she pushes herself to the limit, delivering a performance that will leave viewers breathless.

But that's just the beginning. The film treats viewers to several jaw-dropping group encounters, including a scorching sixsome featuring Anasis and Stephanie DuValle, both of whom eagerly embrace double penetration, their bodies glistening with sweat as they scream for more. Denise Peters also shines in a similar six-person scene, taking on a double vaginal penetration that ends with a face full of cum, her expression of satisfaction saying it all.

If that's not enough to satisfy your cravings, the film delivers yet another mind-blowing scene: a seven-person orgy featuring Erika Lockett and Tia Gunn. Both women surrender themselves to the pleasure of double penetration, their moans and cries of ecstasy filling the room as they're pushed to the limits of endurance.

While the movie delivers on its promise of intense, explicit action, it falls short in terms of production value and creativity. The sets are basic, and the cinematography is functional at best. The film also relies heavily on well-worn tropes of the genre, offering little in the way of innovation or storytelling. As a result, "Ass, Gas & the Mystical Glop" feels like a missed opportunity to take viewers on a truly wild ride, settling instead for familiar territory.

In conclusion, "Ass, Gas & the Mystical Glop" is a solid entry in the adult film genre. It delivers exactly what it promises: unapologetic, hardcore backdoor action featuring some of the industry's finest performers. While it may not be the most memorable or creatively executed film, it's a satisfying watch for fans of the genre.

So, if you're in the mood for some uninhibited, down-and-dirty fun, "Ass, Gas & the Mystical Glop" is definitely worth a watch. Just don't expect a groundbreaking cinematic experience-this film is all about embracing the familiar pleasures of the flesh.

Certainly one of the most worthless, annoying videos I have ever watched, this ego trip by pornographer Rob Black would be awful just on the basis of its gross-out gonzo sex content. But the piece de resistance is Black ego-tripping, talking to the viewer with extreme condescension as he seems to be auditioning for SNL as the ultimate stereotype of a sleazy smut peddler. Listening to him take pride in his actresses slurping up cum with straws from each other's rear ends is the ultimate in vulgarity.

But Rob was a success -up to a point (violating obscenity laws brought him down) as he proved to be competitive with the King of the Hill in this ugly gross-out sex genre, one Max Hardcore.

The gonzo acts have been used thousands of times in porn so the gross-out "novelty" is misplaced. It's more Rob's attitude that sticks out here. Introducing each lousy scene, he is particularly critical of a couple of actresses who didn't perform up to snuff -weren't willing to debase themselves as much as he required when he hired them.

Staring at Rob making a fool of himself (and even debasing John Stagliano's future wife Tricia Devereaux when he has a sex scene with her!) is, to quote someone else I don't respect (hint: he invented working standing up before those fancy desks were invented), a long, hard slog.