Graham Greene credited as playing...
Mogie Yellow Lodge
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: Well, maybe there is one thing you can do for me.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: What?
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: Help me blow the nose off George Washington at Rushmore.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: I'm not afraid to die. No, maybe I lie when I say I'm not afraid. I'm very afraid. So be it.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: I'm sorry, Herbie. What an asshole you got for a dad.
- Herbie Yellow Lodge: No! No I wouldn't trade you in for anybody.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: When your turn comes, I'll be waiting to welcome you in to the spirit world, if that's where I'm headed. That is what scares me the most. What if the waiscu is right? There is a hell and I get shipped there. Well, at least I got a 50/50 chance. I love you all.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: You're gonna lay down and get some rest tough guy.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: What if I pee my pants?
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: It wouldn't be the first time!
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: You said you had somethin you wanted to tell me.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: It doesn't matter now, anyway.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: So then tell me.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Okay. I'm a vigilante.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: What, you mean like Rambo?
- Anchorwoman: And you sir, what would you suggest the government do to improve the living conditions on the rez?
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: I'd like the Great White Father in Washington to send me a big woman. Big, fat woman, so that when I sleep with her, she'll cover up all the cracks in my shack, stop the wind from blowing through. Hey, you wanna see me piss my pants!
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: What'd you say me and you go to a picnic?
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: You, me and the cops at a picnic. You pricks are always throwing me in jail. What ya wanna do, have a Moagie toss!
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: Do you wanna go or not?
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: No offense, Rudolph, but you guys are nothing but a bunch of dipshits and dildos.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: There's free beer.
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: Let's get out here.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: That's not all I did.
- [referring to his burn scars]
- Mogie Yellow Lodge: I didn't know you hated me that much.
- Rudy Yellow Lodge: I don't hate you, Moagie! How the hell was I supposed to know you were up there? I don't know what else to say, I'm sorry.