If you're among the many B-movie fans who think Fred Olen Ray, Jim Wynorski and David DeCoteau lack talent, then you need to take a look at one of Chris Seaver's 'films.' This guy is a complete pinhead with the mentality of an 8-year-old and zero talent at directing, writing OR acting. In short, he could drop off the face of the Earth tomorrow and entertainment community would not know the difference. Anyway, this supposed movie (shot on video, of course!) is a horror-comedy about a bad vampire who wants to steal the large-breasted girlfriend of a nice-guy vampire. That's about it for the story, unless you count one lame attempt at a gross-out gag involving an exaggerated amount of a certain bodily fluid. I could go on for days about how lame, unfunny, irritating and trite this thing is... but I'll pass except to say I got it off Netflix and Netflix has received multiple complaints from renters complaining they feel ripped off by this or other Chris Seaver 'films' and they should stop stocking them. I agree.

Juvenile micro budget horror-comedy about two vampires fighting over the same girl.

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