Susan Sarandon credited as playing...
- Lavinia: You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping?
- Suzette: No they were going at it.
- Lavinia: You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other?
- Suzette: No they were fucking.
- Suzette: I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.
- Lavinia: Maybe you revived him.
- Lavinia: I want to go out but everything that I own is beige.
- Lavinia: I am the same color as the Department of Motor Vehicles and you look like A FLOWER.
- Ginger: He failed me for NO REASON.
- Lavinia: It says here you ran a red light.
- Ginger: Mom, as if I'd do that in a test.
- Lavinia: I said we went to college together.
- Suzette: I went to college? I'm a really bad liar Vinny!
- Harry: I disappointed him! He hated me!
- Lavinia: Oh for goodness sakes.
- [Knocks Harry over with the car]
- Lavinia: [to Suzette] My God, is that really you?
- Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!