The Barber (2002)

Philip Granger: Levi

Quotes 

• Levi Gansby : [referring to Buffalo's empty bottle of Revelstoke whiskey]  Shit, you drank all the Revy!

  'Buffalo' Sedwick : [mockingly]  'You drank all the Revy.' So what, hillbilly? There's plenty more back in the truck.

  Levi Gansby : The truck is a good half-mile hike outta here - and I AIN'T no hillbilly.

  'Buffalo' Sedwick : Well...

  [sniffing] 

  'Buffalo' Sedwick : if it smells like shit... and looks like shit

  [chuckling] 

  'Buffalo' Sedwick : I'd be bettin' it is shit.

  Levi Gansby : Shut yer head! Shut yer head! I gonna teach you some respect!

  [shoves Buffalo to the ground] 

  Levi Gansby : .

• Chief Vance Corgan : So, did you two lovebirds have a little domestic dispute?

  Levi Gansby : A domes... a domestic what?

  Chief Vance Corgan : A fight? A quarrel?

  'Buffalo' Sedwick : No, we was just drinkin', y'know, bein' off-time and all. And we just gotta little outta sorts, y'know?

  Levi Gansby : We tripped - that's all, we just tripped.

  Chief Vance Corgan : Is that the truth, Buffalo? Did ya trip?

  'Buffalo' Sedwick : Yeah, we tripped when we found the body cause, y'know, it scared us pretty good.

  Chief Vance Corgan : So, you didn't see anything else? Just the body?

  'Buffalo' Sedwick : No, we... we just... we just saw the body. I mean, well, I mean, uh, there mighta been some footprints, but... you probably drove over them comin' out here.

  Levi Gansby : [sarcastically]  Driving over footprints ain't exactly protocol. Is it there, Chief?