Wow...this movie is a real trip! I saw a really bad transfer somewhere and jeez, I've seen a lot of crazy s**t on a lot of movies but this was something else..what were they smoking? It was like a bizarre performance art piece set in what might have been a post-apocalyptic landscape or a terrifying alien planet! The trippy surrealism of it was nothing short of epic but it was too vague and plotless, I needed just a little illumination as to what the hell was going on and maybe even even a little dialogue because after the first 'segment' the bloom went off this monstrosity fast and there just plain wasn't enough content for it to warrant being an hour and a half, it felt like a short that was stretched way out and it got very tiresome for me and I was enjoying the beginning part of it with the weird stop motion animated monsters for a while, because that was at least visually interesting and kinda creepy but then it got to endless footage of the couple making out and monkey alien people fighting and it felt like a seventies movie not a late eighties one and it's really not good by the end. I guess a positive I could take from it is that it's level of bizarreness did surprise me and I'd say that you should never think you've seen it all because that's when you have a Dark Planet pop up! It still stunk though, apart from some scary creature designs and half-baked intriguing elements and atmospherics it's not worth bothering with, as there are no words to hear and no meaning to possibly discern from it. It dulled my head and had nothing to grab my attention, and only left me with nothing but a little wasted time, Bad!
