Michael A. Goorjian credited as playing...
Christopher
- Isabelle: I told you, I'm not interested.
- Christopher: Well, you wouldn't be talking to me if you weren't a *little* interested.
- Sara: You shouldn't sit on that wall. It's dirty and there's germs and you could get sick.
- Christopher: Yeah, well, I wish I would get sick. I wish I would catch some horrible disease and *die*. My chest hurts. My heart feels like it's shrinking into a little raisin. A little raisinette.
- Sara: Well, you *may* have a chance with Isabelle.
- Christopher: What are you talking about? She dropped the flowers and then she said she wasn't interested...
- Sara: Don't be a dummy. When a girl says she's *not* interested, it means she really *is* interested.
- Christopher: Well, I mean, what should I do? I'll do anything. I mean I'll, I'll come to the school until I'm too old to walk. I'll, like, buy her a million flowers -
- Sara: Woahhh, flowers are good, but there's a little issue with the boyfriend.
- Christopher: [shrugs] I'll kill him.
- Christopher: This is stupid. Who am I kiddin'?
- Sara: What happened to coming to school every day until you were too old to walk?
- Christopher: Sara, when I'm too old to walk, she'll have graduated. DUH!