- Taylor: I talk about it when the dog rips into the garbage in the back alley, but that doesn't make it art.
- Venice: But if you put the garbage on a gallery wall, some would argue it is art.
- Samantha: Yes, and they'll pay through the nose to get it.
- Venice: What does money have to do with art? When did we decide that art had to have a monetary value?
- Sheldon: I didn't say the people buying had taste. All I'm saying is that the work should convey a message, which makes it necessary for someone to see it. Whether they like it or not is incidental ^ÅBottom Line, Somewhere Between Crap and Masturbation is Art.