- Bobby: All of my life, I wanted to do this. Be on this show, in front of this audience, with my theme song. And I thought... once I got here... that I'd be able to start living. But this... this is not living.
- Bobby: Lily, don't disappear.
- Lily: Why, why, because you're the only one who can disappear? You're in my fucking living room five nights a week, don't talk to me about disappearing!
- Bobby: Four nights. We repeated on Monday.
- Lily: No, No, I know that because I even watch that. That's how fucking pathetic I am.
- Bobby: The show's good.
- Lily: The least you can do, if you're gonna leave me... is leave me. You have to become a part of pop culture, in my fucking living room five nights a week!
- Bobby: Oh, oh, excuse me! Excuse me for being successful! That's what I did!
- Bobby: [getting out of jail, being interviewed on the news] Love got me busted, and her name is Lily. Hey Lily!
- Bobby: When did you get this new vocabulary?
- Lily: When did I get it?
- Bobby: Yeah, when did you get it?
- Lily: My new attitude? What, what the fuck?
- Bobby: You never said things like that, ever.
- Lily: I didn't have the opportunity to say it to you, because you left! Do you have any idea what it's like? Do you know what it's like to be in a relationship to live, live with someone, and not be able to tell them that, that guy on channel 7 is your boyfriend? That is your ex-boyfriend? Do you know what that's like? I'm like a fucking spectacle, I'm an idiot, I'm a, I'm a loser!
- Bobby: You're not a loser. What're you, what're you...
- Lily: Come ON! I did everything for you! I helped you... and loved you!
- Bobby: I loved you too!