- Eric: Look, I only steal from the rich.
- Pak Yin Fay: Only because the poor don't have anything worth taking.
- Eric: There's an element of truth to that.
- Karl: The world, my friends, is divided into two categories: there are those who take... and those who *give* to those who take.
- Eric: [to Karl] She says she'd gonna shove the diamond so far up your ass, it'll take a team of proctologists in scuba gear three weeks to find it.