Tinsley Grimes credited as playing...
Katie Howard
- June Tuesday: So, why don't you tell your brother that's why I don't like hangin' out in his perfect little world. How's a person supposed to sleep when people aren't screaming at each other?
- Katie Howard: Well, you should've been around when my parents were still together. They fought constantly. My mother's a control freak and my dad screws around.
- Patty: Yeah, I think I slept with him.
- Katie Howard: It's a fondue set! "Congratulations on your recent... nuptials." Did I get married?
- Owen: Uh, well, some of the guys on the ship might think you did.
- Katie Howard: Why would they think that?
- Owen: 'Cause that's what I told them.
- Corey Howard: Ugh! What's that smell?
- R.T. Howard: That smell is my little entrepreneur.
- Katie Howard: I'm making scented candles.
- Corey Howard: They smell like death!
- Katie Howard: Death? Or pina colada?
- Corey Howard: Death!
- Katie Howard: Did you and Corey have a fight?
- June Tuesday: No, I just - I can't sleep. This house is so... quiet. You know, I'd - I'd love to hear just one little siren, or - or maybe a gunshot.
- [Corey is shaving, Katie walks in]
- Katie Howard: I'll take that!
- [Katie takes Corey's razor]
- Corey Howard: What are you doing?
- Katie Howard: I'm throwing it out because it's plastic, and non-biodegradable.
- Corey Howard: Well,
- [Corey holds up Katie's razor]
- Corey Howard: why aren't you throwing out your razor?
- Katie Howard: Because I'm an environmentalist.
- [Katie takes her razor]
- Katie Howard: I'm just not ready to be a *hairy* environmentalist.
- Katie Howard: Have a cupcake. I made them with my new muffin pans. They were a wedding present we received from the ship's chaplain.
- Owen: Oh, Father Chip. That's so nice.
- Katie Howard: Owen, you lied to a man of the cloth! We are not married!
- Owen: And whose fault is that?
- [Roger walks in]
- Roger: Katie, have you got a couple minutes?
- Katie Howard: Yes.
- Roger: Do you consider yourself to be someone who -- knows a good value?
- Katie Howard: Yes.
- Roger: And if you could save some money, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Katie Howard: Why, yes.
- Roger: And if I said you could be driving a brand new car with no money down, you'd be interested, right?
- Katie Howard: Yes.
- Roger: Congratulations! You just bought a brand new car!
- Katie Howard: I see what you did! That was very convincing.
- Roger: Thank you.
- [Roger begins to exit]
- Katie Howard: What colour is it? What colour is my brand new car?
- Roger: Doesn't matter, it's a done deal.
- Katie Howard: It is not! I wanna see the manager!
- Roger: Damn, I get that all the time!
- Katie Howard: Hello! Do you think I could put one of these up?
- [Katie holds up a poster]
- June Tuesday: Let me guess... A Cindy Lauper look-a-like contest? I think you've got a lock on it!
- Katie Howard: Uh, that's so mean! You must be Tuesday! I'm Katie, Corey's sister.
- [Corey walks up]
- Corey Howard: Oh, Earthday '84... Wow! It's early this year. - Still signing my checks Earthday '83.
- [Corey laughs at his own joke]
- Corey Howard: [Tuesday sarcastically laughs]
- June Tuesday: That was funny... To no one!
- Corey Howard: Wait a minute, you thought I was funny this morning when we were making fun of the yuppies.
- June Tuesday: That was then... This is now.
- [Tuesday exits]
- Katie Howard: I think she likes you!