- Biology / Health Teacher: The male deposits his seed, and moves on. Probably to a younger, more desirable female. One who doesn't have any issues, whatever that means.
- Hairdresser: So I've been thinking about getting into films. Any tips on how I can break in?
- Roger: Um, not really. Acting classes, I guess.
- Hairdresser: Really. I didn't think there was much, you know, acting in those sorts of films.
- Roger: I guess it kind of depends.
- Hairdresser: So you think you can get me an audition?
- Roger: For what?
- Hairdresser: [SIGHS] How long have I been cutting your hair?
- Roger: I don't know. Since I was like 8.
- Hairdresser: [WHISPERS] I know who you are. Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. Come on. I just wanna, just make one film, you know, just to see what it's like.
- Roger: That's great, but how can I help you?
- Hairdresser: Oh... I get it. You do for me if I do for you. That's how it works. Okay.
- [uses hair mousse to grab him under the robe with a reach-around motion]
- Roger: Wha--? Ooh!
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