Natashia Williams credited as playing...
Shane Phillips
- Shane Phillips: We've got 'She Spy' action figures.
- D.D. Cummings: We have 'She Spy' action figures?
- Shane Phillips: Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot.
- Cassie McBain: There are things I'd rather be doing than dying.
- Shane Phillips: Playing miniature golf.
- Cassie McBain: Wallpapering the guest bedroom.
- Shane Phillips: Watching the second season of 'The Bachelor.'
- [pause]
- Shane Phillips: Nah.
- Cassie McBain: Rather be dying.
- Shane Phillips: Why don't you leave the whole 'I'm too good for the whole world' look to the professionals?
- Andrea: And maybe you should leave that sassy but Sassoon look to the late night action adventure shows?
- Shane Phillips: It's sleaze like that that gives sleaze like us a bad name.
- Jack Wilde: Yeah, well, contact your union.
- Amy: Who the hell are you people?
- Shane Phillips: We're ex-cons working for a clandestine group to take down low-lifes likes you.
- Mica Divornak: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
- Cassie McBain: Yeah, everyone always says that.
- Shane Phillips: Right before we kick their asses.
- Shane Phillips: That reminds me of what I miss most about prison
- D.D. Cummings: Shaving your legs?
- Shane Phillips: Okay, second most.
- Cassie McBain: Sorry, it's just not one of those stories you enjoy retelling...
- [cut to flashback]
- Cassie McBain: but I'll try.
- Shane Phillips: What's going on?
- Cassie McBain: It's a flashback. If we were on TV, there'd be those fuzzy little edges all around the picture.
- D.D. Cummings: Wow...
- [watching a tape of Indigo]
- D.D. Cummings: Why is he telling us exactly what he's going to do?
- Shane Phillips: That's cocky.
- Indigo: I'll tell you why and yes, it is cocky. I'm so good at outguessing you authority types I knew what your last two statements were.
- Jack Wilde: He is good.
- Indigo: [still on tape] Aren't I just?
- Shane Phillips: This is torture!
- Nicky: Torture, nah, recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote, and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of "The Wayan Brothers" - now that's torture.
- Cassie McBain: And how many double agents can you have before everybody is just a double-agent, and nobody's just an agent-agent anymore?
- Shane Phillips: (thinks about it) Six.
- Cassie McBain: Really? I didn't know that.
- Shane Phillips: I'm pretty sure it's in the handbook.
- Shane Phillips: You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right?
- D.D. Cummings: I care - but it's not critical.
- Cassie McBain: Would've been better with ninjas.
- Shane Phillips: That's what we were saying.
- D.D. Cummings: You think so too?
- Cassie McBain: Absolutely, the noises they make and the way they always travel in groups. And how about how they let one finish fighting before the other jumps in
- Shane Phillips: Yeah, we forgot about that. They are so polite.
- D.D. Cummings: I like that about ninjas.
- Cassie McBain: What a day, huh? Parachuting into a cemetary because the perimeter was guarded and it was our only way in, and exposing a deadly double agent who was trying to elude capture by faking his own death and being buried with an oxygen tank, only to be dug up later.
- D.D. Cummings: We knew all that, you know.
- Cassie McBain: I know. I'm just saying it for anyone who might've been wondering why we're going through all that trouble.
- Shane Phillips: Who'd be wondering?
- Cassie McBain: I don't know, anyone.
- [pauses and looks around]
- Cassie McBain: Look, I've never told you guys this, it's kind of embarrassing. Sometimes I get the weirdest feeling like people are watching us, like they're listening in on every single thing we do or say.
- Shane Phillips: Yeah, I get that feeling, too.
- D.D. Cummings: So do I.
- [all 3 turn to look suspiciously into the camera]
- Cassie McBain: Creepy, huh?
- D.D. Cummings: Yeah, very.
- Shane Phillips: My hair's a mess.
- Cassie McBain: Careful is my middle name.
- [to Shane]
- Cassie McBain: Changed it from Lillian.
- Shane Phillips: Good thinking.