Nora Dunn credited as playing...
Ally Loman
- Bruce: [first lines; over black; as "Man"] Ally, can we get a recap?
- Ally Loman: You remember the Kowolskis. They're owned the shop for 30 years, and they are attempting to set a record by making Buffalo's largest cookie. And... you have to wear this.
- Bruce: [as "Man"] A hair net?
- Ally Loman: Health department.
- Bruce: [as "Man"] You're kidding me.
- Ally Loman: If you're around the cookie, you have to have it on. It's the law.
- Bruce: [as "Man"] I just did the hair. The hair is perfect. All right, give it to me.
- Bruce: [cut in to Kowolski's Bakery in Buffalo; The Man, reporting for the Buffalo TV station, rises up with the hair net on his head] God, why do you hate me?