Kathy Najimy credited as playing...
Mariah
- Mariah: [interrupts an argument with Jumper and Ed]
- Mariah: Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.
- Ian Carlyle: So, what exactly is this place?
- Mariah: Oh. No. No. Listen - just forget it. It's much too complicated to explain.
- Ian Carlyle: Some sort of after-life wait station?
- Mariah: Okay, maybe not so complicated.
- Claire Carlyle: [about the ghosts she and Ian have encountered] They're dead aren't they?
- Mariah: [to Coffin Ed, upon the encounter] They're alive, aren't they?
- Claire Carlyle: [walks up close to the portal mirror]
- Claire Carlyle: What is this?
- Mariah: Oh, hey. No, no, no. Hey! Step away. Away from the portal!
- [They step away]
- Mariah: Thank you. You will have your opportunity soon enough. Not now.
- Claire Carlyle: [Afraid] I'm going to die?
- Coffin Ed: Uh, hello. Newsflash - everybody dies.
- Jumper: This is getting embarrassing! What are we doing? We are the Soul Patrol! We got way more life force than a dozen stinking ghosts. This is what I signed up for.
- [Shakes head, with an attitude]
- Jumper: I say, we kick some serious ghost butt.
- Mariah: Yeah, except for you didn't sign up. You were sentenced!
- Jumper: What - ever.
- [Turns to Ed]
- Jumper: Are you with me, Eddie?
- Coffin Ed: Only one week left on the force! Why can't I just retire in peace?
- Jumper: [rants off about being trapped in a jar]
- Jumper: And some partner you turned out to be.
- [Makes a face with his palm facing the brother and sister]
- Jumper: Wiggity biggity woo! That's the best you could do?
- Coffin Ed: You're welcome.
- Jumper: [sarcastic] Oh, I'm supposed to be thanking you now. Two little kids here, you can't even scare...
- Mariah: [interrupts] Gentlemen, please. I think we have a few pressing problems here.