Johnny Depp credited as playing...
Jack Sparrow
- Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
- Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
- Jack Sparrow: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
- Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
- Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
- Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
- Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
- Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
- Murtogg: I said no lies.
- Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
- Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
- Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
- Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
- [looks at Jack's sword]
- Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
- Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
- Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
- Ragetti: Parley?
- Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
- Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
- Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
- Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
- Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum.
- Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
- Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
- Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
- Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
- Elizabeth: Just wait captain Sparrow. You give it one hour, maybe two; keep a weather eye out and you will see white sails on that horizon.
- [Jack momentarily considers shooting her with his single bullet he has been saving for ten years before stomping off]
- Jack Sparrow: "Must have been terrible for you to be trapped here Jack. Must have been terrible for you." Well it bloody is now!
- [Seeing Norrington's ship off shore, vindicating her plan]
- Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.
- Will Turner: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
- Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
- Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
- Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
- Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
- Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
- Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
- [last lines]
- Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon.
- [humming]
- Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
- [snaps compass shut]
- Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
- Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
- Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
- [to Commodore Norrington]
- Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
- [backs up and trips over ledge]
- Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
- Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
- [Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy]
- Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
- Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
- Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
- Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
- Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
- Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
- Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
- Mullroy: No, it's not.
- Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
- Mullroy: You've seen it?
- Murtogg: Yes.
- Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
- Murtogg: Yes, I have.
- Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
- Murtogg: No.
- Mullroy: No.
- Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
- [Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed]
- Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
- Murtogg: [nods] No.
- Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
- Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
- Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
- Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
- Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.