Orlando Bloom credited as playing...
Will Turner
- Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
- Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
- Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
- Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
- Will Turner: That's not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
- Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
- Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
- Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
- Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
- Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
- Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
- Will Turner: I'd die for her.
- Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.
- Elizabeth: Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
- Will Turner: At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.
- Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
- Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
- Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
- Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
- [Anamaria slaps Jack]
- Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
- Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
- Anamaria: You stole my boat!
- Jack Sparrow: Actually...
- Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
- Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
- Anamaria: But you didn't!
- Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one.
- Anamaria: I will.
- Will Turner: A better one.
- Jack Sparrow: A better one.
- Will Turner: That one.
- Jack Sparrow: What one?
- Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
- Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
- The Crew: Aye!
- Mr. Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
- Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her.
- Barbossa: Ten years you carry that pistol and now you waste your shot.
- Will Turner: He didn't waste it.
- [Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
- Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
- Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
- Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
- [Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
- Mr. Gibbs: Blast! I'm already awake!
- Will Turner: That was for the smell.
- [shouting during severe storm]
- Will Turner: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?
- Mr. Gibbs: Aye, the compass doesn't point North. But we're not trying to find North, are we?
- Will Turner: She goes free.
- [points pistol at Barbossa]
- Barbossa: What's in your head, boy?
- Will Turner: She goes free!
- Barbossa: You've only got one shot, and we can't die.
- Jack Sparrow: [whispered to Will] Don't do anything stupid.
- Will Turner: You can't. I can.
- [points gun at himself]
- Jack Sparrow: Like that.
- Barbossa: Who are you?
- Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though - eunuch.
- Will Turner: My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
- Ragetti: He's the spitting image of ol' Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us.
- Will Turner: On my word do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones' Locker.
- Barbossa: Name your terms, Mr. Turner.
- Will Turner: Elizabeth goes free.
- Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else?
- Jack Sparrow: [points at himself] Me!
- Will Turner: And the crew - the crew are not to be harmed.
- Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
- Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
- Jack Sparrow: Move away.
- Will Turner: No.
- Jack Sparrow: Please move?
- Will Turner: No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
- Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.
- Will Turner: Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!
- Barbossa: Don't dare impugn me honor, boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?
- The Crew: Aye.
- Barbossa: So I'll be havin' that dress back before ye go.
- Jack Sparrow: I always liked you.
- Bo'sun: Grr...
- Elizabeth: Goes with your black heart.
- Barbossa: Ooh, it's still warm.
- The Crew: Off you go! Come on! Get on with it!
- Bo'sun: Too long!
- Jack Sparrow: I really rather hoped we were past all this.
- Barbossa: Jack... Jack! Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you the governor of on our last little trip.
- Jack Sparrow: I did notice.
- Barbossa: Perhaps you'll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. Off you go.
- Jack Sparrow: The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
- Barbossa: By the powers, you're right. Where be Jack's pistol? Bring it forward.
- Jack Sparrow: Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
- Barbossa: It'll be one pistol as before, and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself.
- [to Elizabeth]
- Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
- Elizabeth: Wretch.
- [attempts to slap him]
- Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
- Elizabeth: Will.
- Will Turner: Elizabeth.
- Jack Sparrow: Monkey!
- Grapple: Say goodbye.
- [a sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window]
- Will Turner: Goodbye.