Freak Out (2004)
James Heathcote: Merv Doody
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Quotes
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Merv Doody : Oh yes. This is my birthday, Christmas, Yom Kippur all rolled into one. Look at 'em. Look at the two losers. They haven't got a clue. They are 100% chainsaw fodder.
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Looney : But I'm not a serial killer.
Merv Doody : Yeah, whatever.
Looney : Give me another chance, I'll try again. If you help me and I really put my mind to it I'm sure I could hack you to death, maim you, seriously deform you for life at least.
Merv Doody : You've already messed up my hard-hitting schlockumentary. I wanted Freddy Krueger and you gave me Noel Coward.
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Merv Doody : Who knows? Maybe I'm looking at the next Freddy, the new Jason!
Looney : Freddie Mercury and Jason Priestley? I love those guys!
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Onkey : Look, the doctor is Frankenstein, the monster is called Frankenstein's monster.
Merv Doody : Oh, like Dawson's Creek.