Melvin Goes to Dinner (2003)

Michael Blieden: Melvin

Quotes 

• Mental Patient : I'm the Creatrist of the universe, but temporarily I'm a Nid.

  Melvin : So you're God, basically.

  Mental Patient : No - look, God is like a venture capitalist in this equation, okay? The whole thing was my idea and it was basically my business plan, and his money. So I went ahead, I came up with the whole thing, I put it all together, and now he wants me out.

  Melvin : So it's like a hostile take over.

• Sarah : Do you realize that everything that you're saying is what they say the Antichrist would say?

  Joey : You're kidding.

  Sarah : No, it's true. They say the Antichrist will be a very rational person who will convince people not to believe in God but to believe in themselves, science, and rational thought.

  Melvin : Oh, you're totally the Antichrist.

• Melvin : My parents were never uptight about the Jewish thing (... ) On Christmas Eve, I ate ham and pineapple with her and her Catholic family. And I was like, "My ancestors are turning in their grave." Meanwhile, my parents are like, "How'd they cook the ham?"