Dracula II: Ascension (2003 Video)

Khary Payton: Kenny

Quotes 

• Kenny : What have we got here? Have you come to give me a whippin, dad? Have I been that bad?

  [charges Uffizi, who strangles him with his whip] 

  Kenny : I'm not what you think!

  Father Uffizi : You're exactly what I think.

  Kenny : Do you want my soul, Father? Do you want my soul? Is that it?

  Father Uffizi : No, God gets your soul. I just want your head.

  [decapitates Kenny] 

• Kenny : How much more real does it have to get?

  Lowell : We know he's alive, Kenny. We just don't know what's keeping him alive.

  Eric : Or if that essence can be safely transferred to another person.

  Kenny : I just got through planting my best friend in someone's backyard. Excuse me if I don't give a shit. So unless this essence of yours can bring her back, I just want to get my money and get the hell out of here.

  Lowell : Tanya's dead. It doesn't work on dead cells.

  Kenny : No? How does it work, Lowell? Does it work on diseased cells? Would it work on that? How about cells from some poor palsy piece of shit in a wheelchair who...

  [shouts] 

  Kenny : Oh, my God! That's you!

  Lowell : You're missing the big picture here.

  Kenny : Sure. You won't be just sitting there with your Nobel prize, you'll be dancing with it.

• Tanya : Maybe we need virgin blood.

  Kenny : [rolls eyes]  Why?

  Tanya : Didn't Elizabeth Bathory always bathe in virgin blood?

  Elizabeth Blaine : No, no. Because when my blood touched its skin, it reacted.

  Kenny : There goes the virgin theory.

• Elizabeth Blaine : [while watching vampire blood fix diseased human cells]  If it replaces the cells it's killed, when do you stop being you?

  Kenny : It won't change who you are. It'll just make you better. Hell, it'll turn you into fuckin' Superman!

  Luke : Or pure refried evil.

  Elizabeth Blaine : Where've you been?

  Luke : [pulling out bottles of water]  Shopping.

  Kenny : You know, evil is just a state of mind, fella. That's all.

  Lowell : He's right, you know. Completely subjective term. Absolutely meaningless in clinical study.

  Luke : Is it? Is this the new you, Lowell? Here's the new you on holy water.

  [Luke pours holy water on Lowell's skin sample soaked with vampire blood and it starts fizzing] 

  Kenny : It's acid. You threw fucking acid on it!

  [Luke drinks the holy water] 

  Kenny : So, what are you saying?

  Luke : What I'm saying, Kenny, is that that thing out there is a monster. And I'm no better than you, because I'm the one who stole it. But don't pretend it's something else. You know what it is. We all know what it is.