Cedric The Entertainer credited as playing...
- Gina: What Calvin NEEDS you to do is to get up off your fat ass an' cut some heads!
- Eddie: Now how you gonna talk about size... when you one Reese's Pieces away from Jenny Craig y'self?
- Eddie: [taking food orders from people in the shop] Okay... so that's three orders of "hell no", there's 2 sides of "ask yo' momma", and a large cup of "negro please"!
- Eddie: What kind of coffee is it?
- Yuppie: It's not a coffee. It's a chai with soy.
- Eddie: Okay, so it's herbal.
- Eddie: The D.C. sniper is the "Jackie Robinson" of crime! He broke into the crazy White leagues!
