- Bank Depositer: Hi, I'd like to make a deposit.
- Bank Teller: [gasps in disgust and slaps him]
- Bank Depositer: [holds up money] Money. I'd like to deposit money.
- Bank Teller: [gasps in disgust and slaps him]
- Bank Depositer: In your bank! I'd like to deposit money in your bank.
- Bank Teller: [gasps in disgust, slaps and knocks him out]
- [about Bat Thumb and Vicki have just had sex]
- Vicky Nail: Wow, I've never done anything like that before.
- Bat Thumb: Really?
- Vicky Nail: No, I've done it a lot.
- Wuce Bayne: Fred, I need to get to the Thumbcave!
- Fred: [drunk] ... Fish!... Oh Wuce, I thought you were a marlin. If you're going out be sure to take an umbrella because there's BACON outside.
- Wuce Bayne: ...That's fine, Fred.
- Fred: Fine for you maybe but what about the Bacon Bits people? They can't be happy!
- [wanders off]