Frank Oz credited as playing...
Fozzie Bear • Miss Piggy • Sam the Eagle
- Sam the Eagle: [translating Gummo Bergman's "Silent Strawberries"] Ah, well, since you do not wish death, then how about a rubber chicken?
- [Backstage; Link comes hurtling through the air and lands on top of Miss Piggy. She untangles herself and stands up, furious]
- Miss Piggy: Do you know what you just did?
- Link Hogthrob: Yes, I flew through the air with the greatest of ease. The audience loved it. They wanted an encore.
- Miss Piggy: Well, let us not disappoint them.
- [karate chopping him]
- Miss Piggy: HIYA!
- Fozzie Bear: Wat da sukør das og sinn borgø? Snukka nut borza!
- Sam the Eagle: [translate] What do you get when you add sugar to hamburger? Sweet-ish meatballs. What is going on?
- Fozzie Bear: Ah, druska, druska, druska!
- Sam the Eagle: [translating, unimpressed] Wocka wocka wocka.