The Muppets Go to the Movies (1981 TV Movie)
Dudley Moore: Self - Guest Star
Quotes
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Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.
Roman Pig : What'd you do with the ones we lent you last week?
Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : I stuck them on my chariot.
Roman Pig : Why?
Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : Because they're chariot-ears.
[all laugh]
Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : Bring me my piano.
Roman Pig : Bring Great Caesar's piano!
[Several muppet Romans lug a grand piano onstage]
Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : Do you know why they call me "Great Caesar"?
Scooter : Because "Great Dudley" would sound stupid?
Dudley Moore (as Caesar) : No, fool, because I provide my own background music.