I Am Not an Animal (2004)

Steve Coogan: Mark the Bird, Philip the Horse, Julian Lovely, Young Policeman

Quotes 

• [the Animal Liberationists have freed the gang from the compound, when Phillip sticks his head into the cab of the truck] 

  Philip the Horse : Excuse me, is there any chance of a toilet break?

  Mark the Bird : Well, you heard the man!

• Mark the Bird : [after Hugh has opened a gate]  You know all those things I just said? They didn't include you

• Winona the Dog : Why don't these people say anything?

  Philip the Horse : I suspect they are working class, Winona. Many people below a certain level of breeding just point at each other and fight.

• Mark the Bird : All we ever did at home was eat sun blushed tomatoes, and had foot spas, and then sat around talking crap about films we've never even seen and then playing stupid board games like Rummikub.

  Philip the Horse : Blasphemer.

  Winona the Dog : Rummikup isn't stupid.

  Mark the Bird : It is stupid. And you know what? So are Boggle, Quiddler. The Bob the Builder memory game. Jenga. Jenga Junior. Perquackey.

  All : Perquackey?

  Winona the Dog : It's American. Players have to spell out three, four and five letter words by rearranging ten dice before a timer runs out. It's wonderful.

  Mark the Bird : It's shite.

  Philip the Horse : He's right. It's a very bad game.