- Eddie: Hey. I saw you today. At the tattoo shop? We talked about the murders? Do you remember?
- Jake: Yeah, I do. I do remember. Eddie, what do you want?
- Eddie: Like to know your name.
- Jake: I bet you would, all right. Look, do I have a stalker? Cause I know you're definitely not a real cop.
- Eddie: You know, it's Halloween. My handcuffs are real.
- Jake: [unimpressed] Right on. Unfortunately you have no gun.
- Eddie: No, I left it at home.
- Jake: So you do shoot, then.
- Eddie: Yeah, I do. A little. I used to shoot because I wanted to be a cop. But I didn't pass the physical. I hurt my eye.
- Jake: Your eye looks fine.
- Eddie: Well, it's not. Half my field of vision is gone. My depth perception is shot. Can't even drive.
- Jake: You don't hit on guys much, do you?
- Eddie: No.
- Jake: [holds his hand out to shake after a slight uncomfortable pause] Look, I'm Jake.
- Eddie: [shaking hands] What changed your mind?
- Eddie: I wanted to see you shoot.
- [last lines]
- EMT Guy: [wheeling the killer away on a stretcher] Relax, this guy's about as dangerous as a carrot.
- Top Hat: Never seen a cock block like that in my life.
- Super Bitch Drag Queen: You've never seen a cock, period.
- Top Hat: [addressing to the Devil cutting across in front of them] Gorgeous, you are a walking hard-on.
- Super Bitch Drag Queen: My virgin ears.
- Top Hat: Please, girl, your ears are all the virgin you got left.
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