Cathy's Last Resort (1988 TV Movie)

Emily Levine: Charlene

Quotes 

• Charlene : [first lines; as Cathy tries on a swimsuit behind a fitting room curtain]  You can do it, Cathy! Think of the white beaches! Think of the *men*!

  Cathy Andrews : [behind the curtain]  I'm going with Irving, Charlene.

  Charlene : Hey, is it my fault you're going to a singles' resort with a boyfriend? I'll be spending *my* vacation cleaning my storage room. Think of romping through the *waves*!

  Cathy Andrews : Romping?

  [pants twice] 

  Cathy Andrews : In this? I wouldn't even sit up in public in this.

  Charlene : [pulling the curtain back to see Cathy's yellow swimsuit]  Let's see!

  [they scream in fright] 

• Andrea : [to Zenith]  Won't it be fun to have Aunt Cathy to play with for a whole week? Yes!

  Charlene : [annoyed]  Aunt Charlene has to go throw up now.

• Charlene : [as her and Cathy's plane approaches Passion Paradise]  Passion Paradise: a haven for affluent young singles seeking an exotic alternative to the phony health club scene.

  Cathy Andrews : I just wanna forget about work, forget about men.

  Charlene : [as the plane starts to land and touch down]  Moonlight luau! Midnight *clambake*! A private landing strip outside the main mas-*sage* hut!

  Cathy Andrews : [as she exits the plane]  I just wanna forget about...

  Charlene : [joyfully exiting the plane and seeing a crowd cheering and greeting them]  Men, men, men!

  Cathy Andrews : The men here look a little young, Charlene.

• Swim & Sun Clerk : [approaching the fitting room where Cathy is trying on a seemingly too small swimsuit]  Did you need a larger size?

  Cathy Andrews : I want the name and phone number of the lunatic who designed this bathing suit.

  Charlene : Come on, Cathy, we still have to get back to the office.

  Swim & Sun Clerk : [collecting other swimsuits from the fitting room]  Maybe something from the mature suit rack?

  Cathy Andrews : [sternly]  I want the past criminal record of the maniac who designed the waist-high leg hole!

  Swim & Sun Clerk : Something with a little--skirt?

  Cathy Andrews : [explosively tearing off her swimsuit back into her work suit, then handing the torn swimsuit fragments to the clerk]  These repulsive scraps of polyester are an insult to the human form!

  Swim & Sun Clerk : That will be 58.95.

  Cathy Andrews : [smiling calmly]  It was worth it.