William L. Guisewite credited as playing...
Bill, Cathy's Father
- Bill, Cathy's Father: [last lines; on Cathy's answering machine] Hi, honey, it's Dad. Just wanted to let you know Mom's on her way over to apologize for butting in. I know how you feel about surprises.
- Anne, Cathy's Mother: [on the phone] Hi, sweetie! Happy Valentine's Day!
- Cathy Andrews: Thanks, Mom; you, too.
- Anne, Cathy's Mother: Dad thought you'd like to join us for dinner.
- Cathy Andrews: Tell Dad I have plans for Valentine's Day.
- Anne, Cathy's Mother: She has plans.
- Bill, Cathy's Father: Mom wonders if your plans are to see the psychiatrist.
- Cathy Andrews: Irving's taking me to a wedding. Everything's fine; we're going to a happy, romantic, wonderful wedding together.
- Bill, Cathy's Father: [to Mom] She'll be seeing the psychiatrist.
- Anne, Cathy's Mother: [entering Cathy's house with groceries] Call the FBI, dear, her brain's been stolen.
- Cathy Andrews: Mom! Dad, I thought we agreed on no more surprise visits.
- Anne, Cathy's Mother: I know, sweetie, but it's so hard to pass up a chance to be mortifying.
- Bill, Cathy's Father: It was your mother's idea. She thought you might be out of ammonia.
- Anne, Cathy's Mother: [handing a tissue to Cathy so she can blot her lipstick] Blot. Your father thought you'd be running low on light bulbs.
- Bill, Cathy's Father: Mom is concerned about the toilet paper situation.