Tongan Ninja

2002
1h 23m

IMDb RATING

5.9/10

754

YOUR RATING

Parody Slapstick Action Comedy Musical Romance

The Tongan Ninja is sent by his master to the island of New Zealand to help a floundering Chinese restaurant, but the mysterious Mister Big sends numerous villains to prevent the eatery's su... Read allThe Tongan Ninja is sent by his master to the island of New Zealand to help a floundering Chinese restaurant, but the mysterious Mister Big sends numerous villains to prevent the eatery's success.The Tongan Ninja is sent by his master to the island of New Zealand to help a floundering Chinese restaurant, but the mysterious Mister Big sends numerous villains to prevent the eatery's success.

Director
- Jason Stutter
Writers
- Jason Stutter
- Jemaine Clement
Stars

See production info at IMDbPro

IMDb RATING

5.9/10

754

YOUR RATING

Director
- Jason Stutter
Writers
- Jason Stutter
- Jemaine Clement
Stars

See production info at IMDbPro

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Trivia
Majority of the plot is inspired from the film The Way of the Dragon (1972).

Quotes
Action Fighter: So, you are the infamous Gun Man
Gun Man: That's right
Action Fighter: I hear you're good with guns
Gun Man: I'm not just good; I'm the best
Action Fighter: I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?
Gun Man: I kneecapped him and then I killed him
Action Fighter: Nice

Connections
Featured in The Official Making of 'Tongan Ninja' (2004)

Soundtracks
How Deep Is Your Love
by Barry Gibb, Robin Gibb, Maurice Gibb
Published by Gibb Brothers Music
Used With The Permission Of BMG Music Publishing Australia Pty. Limited
Sung by Luma Patea
With Backing Vocals by Samuel Samuel, Richard Samuel, Phill Darkins
Music Arranged, Recorded & Produced by Bruno Barrett-Garnier

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Featured review

6/10

Very silly

This is the sort of film which the creators clearly had a lot of fun making. Watching this is like watching a passionate school project - it's definitely not good, but you can't help but admire what went into it.