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Ewan McGregor, Ricky Gervais, Pip Torrens, Buckley Collum, and Sharon Horgan in Valiant (2005)

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Valiant

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  • Valiant: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts, no, it's the size of your spirit.
  • Von Talon: I'm a vegetarian.
  • Mercury: And yet you wear a leather cape.
  • Felix: [talking to Valiant about being in the RHPS] If it weren't for my wooden drumstick and this shrappnel in my poopdeck, I'd be out there right now!
  • Lofty: Could you burp on cue?
  • Bugsy: Yeah, I can burp on all the letters, not just Q.
  • Bugsy: I've been SHANGHAIIIIED!
  • Felix: It's not the size of your wingspan that counts. It's the size of your spirit!
  • Valiant: [shouting] Quiet!
  • Charles De Girl: [to Valiant, Bugsy, Lofty, Toughwood, and Tailfeather] I won't lie to you - you will definitely be eaten by falcons.
  • Bugsy: How did you find us?
  • Charles De Girl: Well, the was the plane and the explosion. And the screaming, and the pleading. More screaming. The begging, the crying, the whining, whinging, yelling, boohooing...
  • Valiant: Yes, um, enough about that.
  • Bugsy: Definitely, yes.
  • Rollo: [Repeated line] Sabotage!
  • [first lines]
  • Lofty: [seeing Valiant & Bugsy] For a, quote, 'elite unit', unquote, they seem to be letting in anything with wings
  • [to Bugsy]
  • Lofty: , including those flies circling your bottom.
  • Cufflingk: [preparing to torture Mercury] You want us to pluck out his feathers?
  • Underlingk: And... heh... CLIP his wings?
  • Cufflingk: HURT... his feelings?
  • [both chuckle]
  • Von Talon: No, no, no, no! Worse. MUCH worse.
  • [raises cage]
  • Von Talon: We have ways of making you squawk.
  • [yodeling music begins]
  • Mercury: Argh! What kind of birds are you?
  • Bugsy: I've got a doctor's note!
  • Von Talon: There will be awards, parades, and commemorative stamps!
  • Toughwood: France is scary!
  • Bugsy: Hello, mate!
  • Bugsy: I may not be very conscientious, but I do object.
  • Tailfeather: Are you ready to drop?
  • Toughwood: I think I may have dropped already!
  • Victoria: I don't care if you're a hero or not, just concentrate on the getting back.
  • Lofty: Any moment now, Gutsy will fly out and tell us the plan!
  • Lofty: [the plane Gutsy was in explodes] Right then. Who has the backup plan?
  • Bugsy: Oh you want the backup plan? Um... WE DIE! Yeah, *that's* the backup plan!
  • Sergeant: Gentlemen you are the fliers of the FUTURE!
  • [Tailfeather and Toughwood crash into each other]
  • Sergeant: [Holds face] The FAR future!

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