Torri Higginson credited as playing...
Dr. Elizabeth Weir
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Carson?
- Carson Beckett M. D.: Elizabeth.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: How are you doing?
- Carson Beckett M. D.: Oh, just peachy, thanks. You?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I'm sorry to put you in this position, but you're the only one besides Colonel Sheppard and General O'Neill who've actually fired a drone from that chair.
- Carson Beckett M. D.: Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that.
- [Dr. McKay is wearing an Ancient personal force field generator]
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried.
- Maj. John Sheppard: [Smug] I shot him.
- [Dr. Weir gives him "the look"]
- Maj. John Sheppard: In the leg!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm invulnerable!
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [Smug] In-vul-nerable!
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: You think once the initial shock is over, we'll have the old Rodney back?
- Carson Beckett M. D.: I'm afraid so.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: You were right.
- Carson Beckett M. D.: Lovely... About what?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Your theory of the Wraith evolving after the Ancients arrived in the Pegasus Galaxy.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You've got to be kidding me.
- Dr. Zelenka: Pay up!
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: We're heading towards a food shortage.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [Mouth full] I know, it's getting desperate. I'm almost out of coffee.
- Maj. John Sheppard: Well, maybe you should stop drinking eleven cups a day.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm just making sure I'm getting my fair share before it's all gone.
- Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: Sounds fair.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [whispering] I don't think they've detected us.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: [whispering too] Why are you whispering?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [still whispering] I dunno. It just seems like the right thing to do.
- Maj. John Sheppard: Just out of political curiosity, how much trouble is it gonna cause you if I knock this Woolsey guy in the head?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: May I ask why you'd like to do that?
- Maj. John Sheppard: It's just an impulse, really, one I suspect I'm gonna have again next time I see him. He may not even have to say anything.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I've never seen you like this. What did Woolsey say to you?
- Maj. John Sheppard: Besides judging every damned decision you've ever made?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: [amused] John Sheppard, are you defending my honor?
- Maj. John Sheppard: [pauses] And judging me for agreeing with you.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Well, don't be too hard on him. I think of all the circling wolves, he's the least likely to actually bite. In fact, he might even convince the others to leave us alone.
- Maj. John Sheppard: [sits down, more calmly] All right, so, no head knocking.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: [smiling slightly] It's the thought that counts.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: The city can handle that?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yes. Theoretically.
- Maj. John Sheppard: Like "dinosaurs turned into birds" theoretically or "theory of relativity" theoretically?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [looks confused] What? Um, somewhere between.
- Carson Beckett M. D.: We still have no idea how it works, but during the Wraith feeding process, the victim is injected with a special enzyme. It strengthens the human body temporarily and ensures that the heart continues to beat.
- Maj. John Sheppard: Why would they wanna make you stronger?
- Carson Beckett M. D.: So the victim doesn't die immediately. The feeding process is so traumatic, without the special enzyme, we shut down far sooner than they like.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: They make you stronger so they can take more time to kill you.
- Carson Beckett M. D.: Lovely, isn't it?
- [after being beamed aboard form the maximum limit of the beaming technology]
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Are you all right?
- Maj. John Sheppard: Two arms, ten fingers... I'll check the rest later.
- Maj. John Sheppard: This is what I do when I have problems with my laptop, I turn it off and then I... turn it on again.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I think this is a little bit more complicated than that.
- Maj. John Sheppard: I'm just saying that if we're taking a page from the John Sheppard book of computer repair, we're really desperate.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Rodney - you can take the rest of the day off.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [lies down onto the floor on his back with his eyes closed and his hands folded on his chest] Oh. I am gonna curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: All I know is that she's not who she's pretending to be.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: And you know this because...?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What, I'm not allowed to have intuition?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: You? No.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: [Elizabeth is chastising Rodney in the background] You destroyed three-quarters of a solar system!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Five-sixths, but it's not an exact science.
- Maj. John Sheppard: [over radio] Weir's alive?
- Commander Acastus Kolya: Dr. McKay was able to make a convincing argument for keeping her around.
- Maj. John Sheppard: Let me talk to her!
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Sheppard! We're both here.
- Maj. John Sheppard: [relieved] It's good to hear your voice.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Yeah. It's good to hear.
- Dr. Kavanagh: I happily left the SGC because I had had it up to here with the military running things, and you just busted me like a private.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Don't be so dramatic. Besides, the Air Force doesn't even have privates.
- Dr. Kavanagh: Neither do I. You just cut them off. Right in front of my research team.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: That's what this is about? You're embarrassed?
- Dr. Kavanagh: Well, humiliated would be a little more accurate.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I haven't worked up to humiliation yet.
- Maj. John Sheppard: Have you ever tried to clear a stump by hand?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Yes, it's a hobby.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [seeing a security escort of only two marines] Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. What is this? This is my security escort?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Well, we are spread a little bit thin right now.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: OK.
- [to the marines]
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You need to know that if we come under fire, you're gonna have to put your lives on the line to protect me.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Rodney!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: OK, I mean the Zed-PM. You need to protect the Zed-PM at all costs... and me.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: [over comms] Rodney, we need a shield up in forty seconds or we're dead!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What, are you kidding me?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: No!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: 'Cause I can't help but thinking we're reaching the point at which I completely snap.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Rodney!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: That should do it! Fire it up.
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: That didn't do it.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What?
- Teyla Emmagan: It is not working.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I know what she said!
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Twenty seconds!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: OK, snap! That's it! You all happy now?
- Col. Steven Caldwell: [referring to Sheppard] You two are pretty close, aren't you?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Well, we've been through a lot together. Yes.