- [when the drunken punks strip Lisa down to her underwear and tie her to a tree, some of the women have second thoughts]
- Party girl: Maybe we should have gone to stewardess school.
- Shotgun-wielding geezer: That girl hasn't been the same ever since she joined that Chamber of Commerce.
- Sheriff Virgil: Did Patton call in the state troopers when he took Iwo Jima?
- Steve Reed: No. That was MacArthur.
- Sheriff Virgil: Well, did Patton call MacArthur when he took Iwo Jima?
- Don: I've seen a million movies, and when the white guy makes the plan, the black dude always does the dirty work.
- Steve Reed: Don, I don't think this is the time to discuss racial stereotypes in the media.
- First Deputy Sheriff: Sometimes I don't think you're really cut out for this work, Carl
- Karl: Well, I failed motel management.
- First Deputy Sheriff: You should try horticulture.