Death to the Supermodels (2005 Video)
Jaime Pressly: Tiffany
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Quotes
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Tiffany : I'm special!
Self-help Ryan : No, you're perky!
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Tiffany : You know, I really appreciate you helping me out like this, Yo. I guess we really kinda bonded when we did that whole print ad thing together.
Yo : You know what? I think your booty was even flatter back then. We used to all call you Pancake Booty! You know, behind your back.
Tiffany : [flustered] Well actually, that was just the angle they had me standing in. Cause, you know, they just really wanted a flat angle in contrast to your... fuller booty.
Yo : [rolling her eyes] Whatever.
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Tiffany : Um, now you must have one of the most famous booties in the world. Why do you think it's taken so long for the modeling industry to value your... distinctive derrière?
Yo : Because flat ass white hoes run the modeling world! But, see, what had happened was, their boyfriends started making like Bobby DeNiro with the Jungle Fever, and once you start hitting it, you ain't gonna go back to ground beef if you have filet mignon! So they finally gave sister a break.
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Yo : I take these pills.
Tiffany : Pills?
Yo's Booty : ANGRY FLATULENCE!
Yo : Rectal.
Yo's Booty : Fart!
Yo : Steroid suppositories.
Tiffany : Steroids? You mean your booty's not natural?
Yo : Shut up, Trick! Someone must've got to my pills. The killer.
Yo's Booty : Unbridled farts of rage!
Yo : It was you, right? You perky psycho trick! You're killing us!