Michelle Monaghan credited as playing...
Harmony Faith Lane
- Harry: What is it out here with these women?
- Harmony: Oh please, Harry, they're no different from anywhere else.
- Harry: Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I'm telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular...
- Harry: [putting a cigarette in his mouth] ... Now, you take one of these... gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I *bet* you if you look in their childhood, there's something rotten in Denver.
- Harmony: Denmark.
- Harry: [closing his cigarette lighter] That too! But it's abandonment, it's abuse, it's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!"... and then they all come out here!
- Harry: [continuing] I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
- Harmony: OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!
- [all the girls in the club raise their hands]
- Perry: See that? Obedient little bitches too.
- [girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges]
- Harmony: You think I'm amazing. You do. Cause that's who I told you I'd be. That was the game plan.
- Harry: Yeah, well, you know what, it worked.
- Harmony: You know what? No one else thinks so.
- Harry: What, my opinion doesn't count?
- Harmony: Actually, no it doesn't. Cause you're new here. If you just look around, there's younger and there's better.
- Harry: I don't want younger and better, I want you!