Robert Duvall credited as playing...
Buck Weston
- Buck Weston: We've got balls!
- Phil Weston: And vitamins!
- Buck Weston: But mostly balls!
- Phil Weston: [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams]
- Phil Weston: AND VITAMINS!
- Buck Weston: You know how hard it's been for me ever since your mom died.
- Phil Weston: She didn't die! She divorced you!
- Buck Weston: Ehh... tomatoes, tomahtoes.
- Phil Weston: So when i took over for Coach Benson...
- Clark: [interrupting] I hear he's a woman now!
- [laughter from the party guests]
- Buck Weston: Yeah.
- Phil Weston: Actually uh, truth be told, *no one* knows where he is right now. A lot of people are... concerned.
- [more laughter]
- Phil Weston: I don't know *why* that's funny.
- [applause]
- Buck Weston: Oh, this oughtta be good. If we live long enough, we'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers.
- Mike Ditka: I couldn't really hear ya, Weston. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise.
- [crowd hisses]
- Mark Avery: Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?
- Buck Weston: Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?
- [kicks Mark into the swimming pool]
- [Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game]
- Janice Weston: Hi, you guys!
- Barbara Weston: Hi!
- [hugs Janice]
- Barbara Weston: Hi, Buck.
- [she kisses him]
- Buck Weston: Hey it's my two favorite people and Phil!
- Phil Weston: Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.
- Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you!
- Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!